Black Swan in a Sentence: Extremely visceral and disorienting, like if a tearful Snow White sliced her own forearms with tin can tops while the Seven Dwarfs watched and whistled “Heigh Ho.” Why I Almost Grew Black Wings: The pacing is highly innovative. Darren Aronofsky masterfully uses the first hour to screw with your senses,… [Read more…]
February 16, 2011
by Brad White
I didn’t want to watch Glee. In fact, I can say that I successfully and artfully dodged all the rabid exhortations from friends and family to watch the first season. Not even when my brother expertly performed the entire Brittney Spears episode, word for word and step for step, did I relent. (Actually that’s not… [Read more…]
January 21, 2011
by Brad White
1. Local meteorologists are paid bonuses to interrupt your favorite shows to tell you that it is indeed snowing and, even more shocking, that it is cold outside. 2. Milk and bread buyers transform into crack addicts and will stop at nothing to get their wheat and Vitamin D fix. 3. Every school superintendent has… [Read more…]
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March 24, 2011
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