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Steven Slater: Angry Genius

August 20, 2010 by

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Did you hear about the flight attendant who went nuts, cussed out a plane full of passengers, and escaped down the emergency slide? No, seriously, it’s not a joke; did you hear about it?  If not, you can get the skinny here. Steven Slater, flight attendant for JetBlue, had a very bad day Monday, August […]

Grocery Zombies 1: Post Party Dude

August 9, 2010 by

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Everyone’s done it.  At least once.  Probably more. The night grows late, you get bored, you know you may regret it in the morning—but you can’t help yourself. I’m talking, of course, about the midnight grocery run. Depending on what you’re up to, you may want to be there really badly.  Possibly suffering from a […]

The Good and Bad of Being sHoRt

August 2, 2010 by

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I’m 5’1 and proud of it!!! Yet…there are good and bad things to being short. Here are just of few things short people deal with. Good: Getting to ask hot guys for help with reaching things on high shelves. Bad: Hot guys are usually not around and so the slightly taller than you, rather pump […]

How to Creep Out Grocery Shoppers in 5 Easy Steps

June 25, 2010 by

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1. When in the Dairy isle, wait for someone to approach the milk. Then, just before they make their selection, reach in and gently caress the gallon they are about to select. After they recoil, look at them longingly and say, “it’s so white. It’s just sooo white.” 2. Open up the ice cream doors. […]

Pay Campus Workers in Bananas

March 11, 2010 by

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The morning alarm wrenched me from sleep, same as any other day. My cell phone alarm (yes, I’ve finally converted to the phone alarm, but I don’t have to like it) played some tune that was a mix between Ode to Joy and My Sharona—awful mutt of a ringer, really—and I quickly began building an […]