Snowmageddon 11’: 10 Signs It’s Snowing in Nashville

January 21, 2011
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1.  Local meteorologists are paid bonuses to interrupt your favorite shows to tell you that it is indeed snowing and, even more shocking, that it is cold outside. 2.  Milk and bread buyers transform into crack addicts and will stop at nothing to get their wheat and Vitamin D fix. 3.  Every school superintendent has […]

Top 10: Movie Opening Scenes

January 20, 2011
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From the writers and editors of Bradmouth …. enjoy your friday. 10: Gladiator Description: After a little historical background the scene opens up to a massive battle between the Roman army and the Germanic tribes (or Vandals, or Goths, or Danes .. you got me .. I don’t know who they are fighting .. it’s […]

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Stolen Diaries: Angelina Jolie

January 18, 2011
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Monday, January 17th 2011 Dear Diary, Today I awoke with a bit of a hangover. The Golden Globes were a spectacular failure. Though I wouldn’t consider The Tourist my finest work, I’d hoped that my threats to make a sequel to Salt would get me the trophy. Adopted 12 more kids this week. Well, Brad […]

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So it Begins: Top 10 TV Show Intros

January 12, 2011
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Number 10: Thunder Cats I thought ThunderCats was just one long acid trip and I thought that when I was about 5 years old.  Seriously, cats with super powers!  This has to be a product of the 70’s, just a completely wasted decade (just like 2000 to 2010).  Wait, it was released in 1985, amidst […]

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Tron Legacy: A Milkshake for Your Eyes

January 4, 2011
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Tron: Legacy in a sentence: If you could live your life wearing Pop Rocks tinted contacts lenses and a hearing aid that played classical-techno symphonies jointly arranged by Mozart and Lady Gaga, you would be in the Tron universe, or as they call it, the Grid. What made me want to force my body into […]

Bradmouthin at the Movies: Harry Pooper and the Deathly Plotholes

December 17, 2010
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 in a sentence: The Noseless One Who Shall Not Be Named and Harry Potter have two very special, magical traits that distinguish them from all others in the Potter-Verse—both are very confused about how to destroy the other and very good at getting their compatriots killed. What […]

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Scott Pilgrim Versus Bradmouth … two men enter .. the fortunate get to leave …

December 16, 2010
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There is an excellent chance that within the first 5 minutes of Scott Pilgrim versus the world, you turn to your non-existent significant other or another individual among your viewing party and utter 6 words better saved for Syfy Channel movies, Taylor Swift albums, and the New York Jets offense.  Those are, in no particular […]

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