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Black Swan: A Sharp Wing to the Face

March 24, 2011 by

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Black Swan in a Sentence: Extremely visceral and disorienting, like if a tearful Snow White sliced her own forearms with tin can tops while the Seven Dwarfs watched and whistled  “Heigh Ho.” Why I Almost Grew Black Wings: The pacing is highly innovative. Darren Aronofsky masterfully uses the first hour to screw with your senses, […]

2 Minute Movie Review: The Town

October 9, 2010 by

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The Town in a sentence: If Point Break and Heat had a baby, and then that baby drove around in a tank, married a supermodel, won the World Series of Poker and a game of beer pong simultaneously, and trained a Grizzly Bear to sing show tunes all while revitalizing the economy as Mayor of […]

Brian’s Trailer Park – Aug. 3rd to 13th

August 5, 2010 by

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The Other Guys Why do all the funny trailer scenes have Samuel L. Jackson and The Rock and all the dumb ones have Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlburg.  While I don’t have anything against Ferrell (Ricky Bobby is the mantra of my life) and Wahlburg (incredible in the Departed), I kind of just want to […]