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January 24, 2013

Nashville Snow and Ice Survival Guide Entry 1: The Forecast - 3

July 14, 2012

The Only Noises Worse than Christian Bale’s Batman Voice - 2

3D Guide to Upscale Condominium Vocabulary

June 6, 2011
by Brad White

Open floor plan (n.)–Your freaking bedroom has no door. Doors. That’s right, I never would’ve thought I’d have to ask—does the room you’re claiming to be a room actually have a door? Well, loyal readers, you now have to ask that question. At some point condo, building poop sacks—and I mean poop sacks of a […]

Tagged: 3D, condo, humor, insane, upscale

Posted in: Life's Little Insanities, Planet Crazy

5 Posts That Justify Facebook News Feed Banning

April 23, 2011
by Brad White

5. Poop Go Down the Hole. Any mention of your bowels, potty experience, or generally anything involving bodily expulsions. I’m not your mother. I don’t care. And neither does Facebook. 4. Crazy Una-Bomber Political Talk. Obama was born in Hawaii. Bush didn’t cause 9-11. And if you post otherwise to Facebook, you either have a […]

Tagged: facebook, farmville, funny, Harry Potter, mafia wars, news feed

Posted in: Pop Culture Candy

Black Swan: A Sharp Wing to the Face

March 24, 2011
by Brad White

Black Swan in a Sentence: Extremely visceral and disorienting, like if a tearful Snow White sliced her own forearms with tin can tops while the Seven Dwarfs watched and whistled “Heigh Ho.” Why I Almost Grew Black Wings: The pacing is highly innovative. Darren Aronofsky masterfully uses the first hour to screw with your senses, […]

Tagged: black swan, movie reviews, movies, natalie portman, oscars

Posted in: Entertainment, Movie Reviews